Ubisoft: Sorry About That, Here's a Free Game....

I admit this post is not all of you friends....only the gamers among you will find it interesting,yah not so sure..may some of you who are not gamers also ....but i have to...fade up about the fucking ubisoft......they made prince of persia a disaster.....and now this.....they are fucking with assasins creed 2 too....!!With their horrible rotten and unnecessary DRM......

Now some of you may ask....What is DRM?

Digital rights management (DRM) is a generic term for access control technologies that can be used by hardware manufacturers, publishers, copyright holders and individuals to impose limitations on the usage of digital content and devices. The term is used to describe any technology that inhibits uses of digital content not desired or intended by the content provider. The term does not generally refer to other forms of copy protection which can be circumvented without modifying the file or device, such as serial numbers or keyfiles. It can also refer to restrictions associated with specific instances of digital works or devices.

 


In January 2010, Ubisoft announced the Online Services Platform, which forces customers to not only authenticate on the first game launch, but to remain online continually while playing, with the game pausing if the network connection is lost. This makes it impossible to play the game offline, to resell it, and means that should Ubisoft's servers go down, the game will be unplayable.What the fuck they are trying to do??!!

 

We don’t like DRM, and we’re not the only one.
But The bad news is Ubisoft isn't changing its DRM strategy that shackles gamers to the Internet. The good (????!!!!) news is the company is making peace offerings to PC gamers impacted by the recent server outages that made playing Assassin's Creed 2 near impossible.
  




Some legitimate gamers had surprising emails from Ubisoft in their inboxes after serious server issues with Ubisoft's f***kng DRM policy,which state:

"Following the recent temporary game server outages which may have cause disruption to some Assassin's Creed 2 players on PC only, we would like to reward your patience if you have experienced any problems by offering you a full downloadable game from the list provided below, completely free of charge."

The email links to a web site where recipients can enter a provided download code. The titles offered are Tom Clancy's Hawx, Heroes Over Europe, Tom Clancy's End War, and Prince of Persia.

"Tom Clancy's Hawx, Heroes Over Europe, Tom Clancy's End War, and Prince of Persia."

Damn... adding insult to injury?

To Ubi composers...they r silly game executives. This is what you get when you listen to a bunch of shithead lawyers in a room, instead of listening to the people who actually pay your salaries...you know, the people who buy your games? 

What are they thinking??!!They can stop piracy this way...??!!There was allready a rumor that their server have been cracked by several cracker teams within 24 hrs....dont know true or false....

Lastly i am quoting a customer's comment from a certain forum....

"I will never ever buy anything from Ubisoft, and hope no one will either. They are now in the same “greedy crapheads” boycott list as Microsoft. What is there so hard to understand about that people will buy the game if they really, really like it?? Ubisoft made 155 € million Euros of profit in 2009. Aren’t they happy? Customers should avoid psychopatic corporations."

Ha ha...Who will save you now ubi...from being UBISOFT to UBIFUCKED??

"Copy nehi denge..." - "I will not return the paper"

Its exam time....i am in the middle of the semester.Huh...what i am doing now?Really bored friends...so i thought i should share with you the last day experience at exam hall...it was really funny...!!


It is natural that cheating occurs in the xam hall....but in our collage it is not a very common thing yet!!...Nyway...that day was our economics paper....and i was 5 min late in the xam!!...so i was writing my paper in a rush...and so minutely....i was tensioned that i could miss some of the answers...haha.
Suddenly a funny incedent caught my attention!!One of our friend was asking some answer from another....that boy was answering him...a normal matter and one...two.....three bingo...the invigiltor noticed it.He was a young lecturer of our collage...i have not noticed him till now...he came and took the paper of the guy.Everybody at a sudden started to watch what is happening....and the incedent i am going to share with you....happened just then.


The boy went to him with a very tensioned face and showing that he was feeling so guilty...."Sir please mera copy wapas kar dijie.....aur aisa nehi hoga" (Sir pls return back my copy...i ll not cheat again....)...nd the invigilator !!!!!!! Suddenly started to dance....jumping with a big abnormal smile in his face,telling... "Nehi nehi.......ekdam nehi...copy toh nehi denge....heh heh heh heh" (No no...i will not return your paper.....heh heh heh heh).....nd even that boy with all of us......exclaimed a hell..!!!That boy stepped backward a little....(after exam he told me that he thought the invigilator became mad and is going to bite him...!!!!!)


Anyway.....invigilator was so kind and gave him back his copy....but i have noticed a real memorable and funny incident of my life...!!Really fellas....i have not watched a invigilator behaving like this....even after finding a cheater in exam hall...have you??

"Ek machhar" - part 1

First of all i am going to admit here that this story is not mine actually.I heard this from one of my friend...and modifying it as a story,hope you will enjoy it well.

We...specially almost all  the regular Indians have heard the famous dialogue "Ek machhar....bla bla bla (censored)"..the gist is - "One mosquito can make a person even behave like a impotent...a man without his balls." But my story is going prove that this statement is totally a mistake,a goof of all time.

The incident i am going to describe here is a incident of a local train and believe me i am not faking it.That day my friend was traveling as he regularly does,he was on his way to home,in a local train.And as a very normal thing,some hawkers was there.He noticed a "Chanawala"...who actually finished his sell and was sitting at a corner.The train came a station and a "Mawali" type person entered,he took his seat just beside that chanawala.Yet the poor chanawala almost finished his trade,there was some packet left and after some time, that bully (Mawali)...say we name him as "Bhai" (This word actually describes the don type persons..haha),took one packet from the chanawala,say we named him "Chandu".He finished that,and then one again....and then another one.Now he told Chandu..."Oi sala....sore bos" (Language is in bengalee....it means..."Hey asshole,cant u move ur ass a bit from here?")

Poor Chandu..!!He did as he was instructed,and the Bhai....told him...."Oi...arekta packet de" (Give me some more of ur fucking chana).Chandu told..."Dada (Sir)...u have all ready took some,its my business.....how can i give you free?"

                                .......to be continued.

Deviant art competition....

Against the idiots u have meet....

You can say...this is a reflection of our super frustrated mind.U may...no u sure have meet people called idiots...yah real idiots.People knows nothing but faking like they r scholars....rite?U have found these people in school...may be in class,park,parties,or even.....specially in social online forums....like orkut communities,face book groups or pages,my space....etc etc.Sometimes u cant say nything to them rite that time cause they r ur frnds,or elders or teachers,or sometime cause they r such morons if u even say them what u r feeling about...or try to correct them....they will behave like more idiots....n now u want to kill him/her.

Friends cmon...share ur experiences like this with each other,show ur anger....yah it is not necessary u have to mention the name of the person...but yes...u can if u want...comment ur thaught...i am sure it gonna be a gr8 fun...haha.

Some "Try" in Matt Painting.....

"In the arms of Devastation"