First of all i am going to admit here that this story is not mine actually.I heard this from one of my friend...and modifying it as a story,hope you will enjoy it well.
We...specially almost all the regular Indians have heard the famous dialogue "Ek machhar....bla bla bla (censored)"..the gist is - "One mosquito can make a person even behave like a impotent...a man without his balls." But my story is going prove that this statement is totally a mistake,a goof of all time.
The incident i am going to describe here is a incident of a local train and believe me i am not faking it.That day my friend was traveling as he regularly does,he was on his way to home,in a local train.And as a very normal thing,some hawkers was there.He noticed a "Chanawala"...who actually finished his sell and was sitting at a corner.The train came a station and a "Mawali" type person entered,he took his seat just beside that chanawala.Yet the poor chanawala almost finished his trade,there was some packet left and after some time, that bully (Mawali)...say we name him as "Bhai" (This word actually describes the don type persons..haha),took one packet from the chanawala,say we named him "Chandu".He finished that,and then one again....and then another one.Now he told Chandu..."Oi sala....sore bos" (Language is in bengalee....it means..."Hey asshole,cant u move ur ass a bit from here?")Poor Chandu..!!He did as he was instructed,and the Bhai....told him...."Oi...arekta packet de" (Give me some more of ur fucking chana).Chandu told..."Dada (Sir)...u have all ready took some,its my business.....how can i give you free?"
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